katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

canon-autopsy:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

valedicktorian

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

hetalia-is-my-addiction:

panic-atthetesco:

kikiisakitty:

potatofart:

Oppression of punks in Indonesia.

I want to cry

I kind of see the metaphor behind the Save Rock & Roll album cover now.

Breaks my heart!

therealhamster:

if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”

a-ndato:

i was crying in the shower and at first my boyfriend was just kneeling into it, holding my hands and wiping my tears away
and i told him his clothes would get wet and he didn’t care and he kept leaning closer while i kept crying
then he just got into the shower completely and his clothes got soaking wet
i’m so i’ve got a boyfriend/bestfriend that does this for me
i love you

p.s my bestfriend walked in and took a picture cause she’s a sucker for cute shit

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

jimmyneutronsdad:

what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts